The other day I was in the bedroom eating condoms when out of nowhere came this sexy guy. I could tell he had a serious dildo problem from the get-go. His penis was all fat and stunk like John Stamos. A vibrator was hanging out of his pants. He fell down in a puddle of jizz. I laughed my vagina off.

That's an mad lib i just did on homestarrunner.com.....pretty funny if you ask me....

but i just had to write that in here....figured i'd get a few laughs out of other people...

happy would be 55th birthday today mommy....rest in peace :-*

Thanks so much
for the site address. Sorry about your mother.
» Princess_00 on 2005-10-22 10:44:56

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